Wow… I am dying over this pic of Masuimi Max all dolled up in her retro rockabilly look… tiger print tight dress, her big boobs busting out and her hair curled in an up-do with Betty Page style bangs… the sexiest looks are sometimes clothed… or not! Check out her out nude and even more risque at IAmTrouble.com.

While you prepare to get snug in your bed,
Not thinking of sugar-plums to dance in your head,
Instead you’ll down a strong holiday night cap,
And then dream of Mistress Masuimi coming over to give you some tickle and slap.

Then out on the lawn there’ll arise such a clatter,
You’ll spring from your bed to see what’s the matter.
Away to the window you’ll fly like a flash,
With hopes of seeing Masuimi’s bare breasts pressed into the glass.

Instead you look out and see your shiny red car,
Like a maraschino cherry plucked fresh from a jar.
When, what to your wondering eyes should appear,
But Masuimi Max bound naked in your car’s rear.

My poor lady! How did she fall victim like this?
You know in a moment that you must steal a kiss.
But her guard is up, she’s been trapped in the trunk,
There’s only one answer, you must get her drunk!

“Some whiskey! Some vodka! Some tonic and gin!
Manhattans! Martinis! It will all get mixed in!
She gets all dolled up for your big cocktail date,
Then gets suddenly shy, exclaiming “Dash away! Dash away, it’s gotten so late!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
She strips bare and turns to say her last goodbye.
Her dark eyes are closed, her exit mysterious,
Oh no! You might lose your chance with this Asian goddess!

And then, in a twinkling, she opens her eyes,
“You’ve been dreaming, silly fool, don’t be surprised!”

This poem is long, much longer than I thought,
I was going to write more, but now I think not.
So I’ll end on this note, and wrap this up tight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

(For more pics, check out Masuimi Max at iamtrouble.com.)

This tattooed Asian goddess oozes stylish eroticism. So maybe this magazine of her in a tight corset sitting on a hot rod is a couple months old, but come on! She’s fucking hot! Don’t believe me? Drink her up in this retro pink satin lingerie and fishnet stockings… by the way, there’s a hell of a lot more where this come from at iamtrouble.com, naked, lesbian, fetish, on cars, with weapons, fire, pin up… there’s no stopping this woman.

And this has to be the hottest erotica bookcover ever of a girl spanking another girl:

You don’t have to thank me.